Road Trip Pit Stop: Arches National Park

Remember that three week long joy ride I casually went on from Alaska to bloody freaking North Carolina? The best part was Moab, Utah. I GET IT, YOU ALL HAVE MANY MORMON JOKES, YOU’RE HYSTERICAL. Cease and desist.

Moab, Utah was absolutely unreal, and that’s even after driving through the glory that is Canada’s Jasper and Banff national parks.  I never in my life thought, “I would rather go to Utah than to Florida on my spring break” but sweet baby Jesus in a manger, this place is the tits. In three days we saw the most beautiful red rock formations, endless canyons covered in petroglyphs and actual fucking dinosaur footprints, and had some pretty bitchin huevos rancheros tbh. Omg Andrea how ever did you know that rock formations simply THRILL me? Stfu and look at Arches National Park:

The weather in March was absolutely perfect for some hiking around and exploring all the parks. I will definitely be posting more pictures from this pit stop in the future.

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Track my progress as I die slowly!

The houseboat and I are moving to North Carolina in less than a month. And by moving I mean we are fucking driving to North Carolina in less than a month with three animals in the back seat of my sweet whip (mom-mobile Volvo). Here is the map to Mordor:

FUCK. I’m posing this picture so you know where to start the search for my decomposing remains when I throw myself out the car window after three days. I know in all the indie movies that its super cool to just ‘get in a car and go anywhere’ and ‘not shower for a month’ and ‘sit still until you have lesions on your ass’ but I’ll be honest this is not my cup of tea. Do you know how often I have to pee? God damnit.

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