How I bought a bum load of travel tech without selling my underwear on the internet

Mainly I just wanted to make a joke about butts that would complement my reference to the online panty-sniffing industry. Also, here is how to buy nice things on the internet without paying full price.

Buy used. That’s it. End of article. People sell things they don’t need anymore, and they happened to take very good care of those things while they had them. If you need a piece of technology, odds are, somebody is trying to sell it right now on Facebook Marketplace. Tech companies are upgrading their tablets, phones, computers, headphones, smart watches, and cameras faster than I can get my puppy to actually poop outside. Consumers now buy things to prepare to upgrade within 3 years or less.

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How to save money without selling all your worldly possessions and moving to Thailand

Why does everybody do this. I can’t watch Game of Thrones over there. I also think coconuts are just ok and that monkeys are actually shit animals. So throw away those stupid fucking elephant pants and just figure out how to save your money for traveling, here.

This is your first stop for figuring out how to be broke but also fly to Germany at the same time.

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My Go-To Travel Planning Tips

This is the shit I find myself saying the most when people ask me how to get ready for a trip, mom. Just read this list, mom. Its also in all the emails I sent you, goddamnit, MOM.

  1. See my 16 Things I Pack Every Time article for gear you should considering assembling in 80’s movie montage style.
  2. Make sure your passport is up to date and check visa/immunization requirements: A US passport will get you into most places without a hitch, but I have never been to Asia, South America, or Africa before and cannot speak from experience there. Maybe you don’t need a visa, but you will need proof of certain shots and immunizations before you are allowed to enter the country.

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